Excellent Costumes

OK, ok, ok.  So I am a week behind. 

These are some costumes we saw in our neighborhood last week.

Nun with a a case of beer.  Always good.  Especially if the nun is a dude.

Classic.  I asked him where his Meatwad was, and he looked a little offended.  Turns out he just liked the costume and is not an Aqua Teen Hunger Force fan at all.  

Nice yard decorations.  Not very energy efficient; there was no Energy Star sticker on it.  Californians prove to be all talk and no rock once again.

She said she was dressed as "Inner Beauty", which is a lovely concept.  I don't quite get the costume representation, but do love the idea and her attitude was bubbly and hilarious. 

This guy had an interesting concept.  On the outside he looks like a Tibetan Monk/ SoCal dude.  Then, his robe slips off and his "true" role is revealed. . .

Turns out he is in the creepiest panty- hose suit of all time.  He is dressed as a a  ridiculously well endowed porn dude.  The picture doesn't do it justice.  Out with the Tibetan Monk; that was just the set-up. 

I think it is funny how he drew on pectoral muscles, and they end far below his actual pecs, making him look a little droopy.

Pirates are big this year.

  This is our neighborhood buddy, Puppy, who dressed as a SWAT team cop. 

That's not light beer he's packing.  Watch out. 

Whole family trick-or-treating on Newport Ave. . .

. . . at the body piercing shop

The bee and the Pope are hanging out on the porch. . .

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat.

IQ waiting for our table at Hodad's

Dead Elvis.

Son of God.

SoCal lady with HUUUUUGE fake breasts. Hilarious!

 Dirty Martini.

Count Dracula and his hippy dippy consort.  They seem to have the biting thing backwards. 

 Super Awesome Robot!!!  Bike reflectors for the eyes has a smashing effect in flash pics.  Well done, robot dude!

This was our waiter.  He made quite a show of dropping of our ticket.

Magnum PI.

 Possibly the most clever costume of the evening.

Nice Package.

Self portrait, the Ape and the Cheerleader.  It is a match made in heaven.

A Christmas tree!

Is the dude next to the Jolly Green Giant in costume?

Santa and Ms. Claus. 

These guys look JUST LIKE Hare Krishnas!!  They even have the harmonium, and were chanting and handing out little pamphlets.  They stayed in character ALL NIGHT, and even stay in character at other times during the week.  I'm all for stretching the taffy on a holiday, but guys, come on.